Who is Mr. Jones? After the Trailer, I Don´t Care.

Who is Mr. Jones? After the Trailer, I Don´t Care.

Anchor Bay Films presents: Mr. Jones, on DVD, Blu-ray, and on demand, May 6th! For those of you who live in or near L.A., Los Angeles Theatrical Limited Engagement begins May 2nd. Check out the trailer below (as always with me):


I really like a lot of the stuff Anchor Bay comes out with, and I saw something about the prestigious Tribeca Film Festival in the beginning of the trailer, but honestly, I don´t care who Mr. Jones is after watching this trailer. Not only did I blow a gasket at the fact that it´s found footage again, but I´m getting serious shades of ¨Mr. Brooks Gets a Cabin In the Woods And Two Dumbasses Go And Stay There¨off of this. Maybe this movie is way better than the trailer, maybe I´m the only one who is sick of found footage, but I can´t with this one. It doesn´t look interesting at all. It just looks Been There A Million Times. Those are my thoughts. If anybody sees this movie and finds out differently, come back and report to me. For those of you who are interested, here´s the synopsis:

Scott (Jon Foster of STAY ALIVE) and Penny (Sarah Jones of “Sons Of Anarchy”) just moved to a remote cabin to escape the pressures of the world and breathe new life into their art. But they’ll soon discover they are not alone: an infamously reclusive artist – known only as ‘Mr. Jones’ – lives nearby. He doesn’t like to be disturbed, and only comes out at night when he drags his strange, sinister sculptures deep into the woods. When Scott and Penny’s curiosity leads them too close for Mr. Jones’ comfort, he plunges the young couple into a  nightmare world of mayhem, madness and mind-bending terror.

I LOVE SOA, but I can´t place her (if she´s only just in season 6, that´s why-haven´t seen it yet). Anyway, this film was directed by Karl Mueller; this seems to be his first feature-length film (sorry for hitting it in the kneecaps with a monkeywrench, Karl). Like I said before, it comes out next month!


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I'm a regular contributing writer to this website. I got into horror movies through the sci-fi monster films I watched with my dad as a kid (ex. Aliens) and the extreme amounts of zombie movies I spent a good portion of my college career watching. I absolutely love zombies (obviously), am a sucker for a low budget (or any) monster movie, and adore horror-comedy films. Frankenstein by Mary Shelley is one of my favorite books, and I'm still waiting for an actually decent film adaptation to bring that fantastic novel to life. Outside of my life as a horror fan, I'm a writer and editor with dreams of turning my screenplays into movies and a love of wine and murder mysteries.

2 Responses to “Who is Mr. Jones? After the Trailer, I Don´t Care.”

  1. Sarah plays Polly in SOA…she’s the daughter of Zobelle that opens the cigar shop (the one that sets up Gemma’s kidnapping/ rape with the whole fake baby in the van ruse.)

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