This morning, Ashley Allen, wife of our founder and El Presidente For Life Wes Allen, birthed a tiny humanoid by the name of Roxie Lynn Allen. Roxie Lynn weighs in at 8 lbs, 6oz and 21 inches long. Mother and daughter are both doing well, as can be seen here:
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Congratulations to Wes and Ash for their successful reproduction. That puts the score at Allens 2, Pandas 0.
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"J.D. Malinger" is reclusive and long-suffering, and can be found at Radiation-Scarred Reviews under his real name when not pontificating here at the Blood Sprayer.
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