VERSUS – Part 3 in the Most Epic Nerd Porn EVER

VERSUS – Part 3 in the Most Epic Nerd Porn EVER

So here it is all you fiends out there, another Blood Sprayer Exclusive. Crafting new story lines for your favorite horror icons to duke it out with your favorite comic book superheroes is a fun balance of believability meeting the wack fantastic thoughts that permeate what’s left of my mind. I’ve tried to strike a balance between the forgotten titans of yesteryear, cult favorites, and those that just won’t step off the pop culture playing field. I’ve also tried to include something for fans of any age, not just those hoping Betamax will make a comeback. Sure, I may stretch what constitutes a horror icon or a superhero, but this ongoing series is just like me being your new step-dad, it’s something you’ll just have to accept since it makes your Mom so happy.

Pinhead VS Dr. Strange

The mysterious mystic that travels the other dimensions known as Dr. Strange has recently stumbled upon the most enigmatic foe of his existence, Pinhead and his band of Cenobites. The cursed puzzle box resurfaces in the possession of Dr. Strange, charged to safeguard the untold dangers imprisoned within. For once in his life Dr. Strange’s curiosity will be his undoing as he mistakenly solves the puzzle box unleashing Chatterer, Butterball, and the rest of the soul suckers into a world at the crossroads of time and space.

In the realm of Dr. Stange, he serves as a gatekeeper to the cosmos keeping an ever watchful eye on our planet. Now it’s up to Dr. Strange to use every encantation and bit of magic he knows to close the portal to Earth before the evil forces that want to claim his soul open a doorway to Hell for all worlds to enter. If you’re thinking Jeffrey Combs from DOCTOR MORDRID revisited with enough fake blood to rival a BP oil spill, you’re on the right track. This is one adventure that’s gotta be 3-D.

 

Victor Crowley VS Swamp Thing

A trail of twisted death left in the backwoods and bayous has caught the eye of local law enforcement. They’re perplexed by the body count, but at least it answers the questions about the recent string of missing persons. Alec Holland doesn’t like that his backyard has become a dumping ground for such tragic and bloody misfortunes. In search of answers, Swamp Thing takes to exploring the remote areas of the bayou that law enforcement could never reach.

Thinking he’s hot on the trail of another slew of failed experiments from evil Dr. Arcane, Swamp Thing soon discovers an abandoned cabin. Inside Swamp Thing finds another victim, gagged and bound, waiting to be slaughtered. It’s a battle for the ages as Victor Crowley defends his homestead against the big Green Machine who must rescue Victor’s captive. How can Swamp Thing stop a killer that is as strong as him and knows the bayou better than he does? This story reveals the origins of Victor, his blood lust, and the connection the Crowley family and Alec share with the return of Dr. Arcane.

 

Predator VS Captain America

Travelling through space and time, a Predator hunting party lands on the remote beaches of Normandy near the Allied invasions of World War II. They’ve come to hunt man once more, masked in the fever-pitch of battle, to claim both US and Nazi forces as new trophies. One squadron of men is led by none other than Captain America who soon discovers that the forces that are decimating his ranks and taking of the beachhead are more than blood hungry and evil; they are otherworldly.

Captain America becomes a hunted lion in a foreign jungle as the band of intergalactic gut rippers compete to see who can claim his head first. Now the People’s Patriot must outwit and outlast the aliens hot on his tail while trying to stay one step ahead of the Nazi Goose-steppers that stand in his way of getting his injured soldiers reinforcements. The stakes are raised when the Red Skull realizes the potential of turning the tide of world domination by capturing one of the injured Predators and using its advanced weaponry to spread the scourge of Hitler and his own experiments by creating a super soldier.

 

Ash VS Venom

Ash has been hoping to turn his life around for a while now. Having been stranded in the woods, and then stuck in time, Ash finally finds an incantation from the Necronomicon Ex Mortis that sends him back to present day New York City. He’s missed out on a lot; the Internet, September 11th, stuffed crust pizza. The one thing that Ash can count on is that S-Mart has opened a new mega-chain store in Manhattan and they’re now hiring. Throwing the book away, convinced that it’s now someone else’s problem, Ash hopes to reconnect with the world that’s passed him by and start over. He has no clue that his past will call on him once again, when the book is discovered by Eddie Brock, AKA Venom.

The alien symbiote suit of black that coats Brock’s body is not from another galaxy, it’s actually a Deadite Demon stuck in a form of suspended reanimation. It’s a special breed of evil that seeks to possess the living and spread its numbers, and has only failed once before when Ash cut it off. With the discovery of the Necronomicon, Eddie hopes to use the book to fully transform his powers and kill Spider-Man once and for all. The suit has an agenda all its own, to fully transform into the mythic figure of evil that was once prophesied and swallow Ash’s soul once and for all. The suit begins to poison Eddie’s mind and takes over his body entirely, transforming him into a new creature that can infect the populace and turn them into Deadites by glopping them in its black goo.

Expect your favorite wise cracking hero to boomstick his way through the infested Big Apple in a quest to recover the book and blast the sucker that took his hand and his loved ones. Hopefully, this lays it out for Sam Raimi to jump in and use the juice he has from both franchises to put your favorites up on the big screen the way they were intended; in a sea of blood, gore, and movie quotes that you’ll engrave on your tombstone.



Be sure to tune in again for the prolific Blood Sprayer facial as the Nerd Porn comes to an exciting climax with Part 4!


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Born in the steel scrap-yards of Lorain, Ohio, Zach Shildwachter is a VHS Vagabond wandering the Cleveland landscape in search of the perfect Horror movie and Banana flavored snacks in preparation for the Zombie Apocalypse. Until the Dead walk, our Hero remains an Aspiring Filmmaker, Compulsive Writer, Self-taught Artist, and amateur Super-Hero.

2 Responses to “VERSUS – Part 3 in the Most Epic Nerd Porn EVER”

  1. Love it man! Would pay really good money to see the Victor Crowley/Swamp Thing battle!

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