Posts Tagged ‘Movie Reviews’

Burned To Light: Four Under-Appreciated Vampire Films

Burned To Light: Four Under-Appreciated Vampire Films

“The children of the night – what music they make!”




100 Bloody Acres (Cyan Films, 2012)

100 Bloody Acres (Cyan Films, 2012)

TUCKER AND DALE VS. EVIL meets THE CORPSE GRINDERS, filtered through the lens of Ozploitation. You’re goddamn right you want to see this.




FORESIGHT KILLER INSTINCT (Cunningham Clan Entertainment; 2013)

FORESIGHT KILLER INSTINCT (Cunningham Clan Entertainment; 2013)

It’s as if the 2002 film MINORITY REPORT had starred 1974 Charles Bronson instead of Tom Cruise, had had its hypertrophied violence choreographed by Guy Ritchie, and Al Pacino served as dialogue coach.




Throwback Ozploitation: Mad Dog Morgan (1976)

Throwback Ozploitation: Mad Dog Morgan (1976)

Tweet “It’s your money or your life and it’s in that order!” “Stand and deliver sir!” “Boomerannnng sir!” Mad Dog Morgan’s famous lines still enliven me nearly 20 years after my first viewing of Phillippe Mora’s (The Beast Within, Howling II-III) scalding film of the same name. Morgan is one of Dennis Hopper’s most esoteric […]




The Haunting of Helena (2012)

The Haunting of Helena (2012)

Just what does the Tooth fairy want those teeth for?




MP2V (2012) Review

MP2V (2012) Review

Tweet   In this day and age of countless uninspiring horror film remakes, dime-store ‘found footage’ films, and odious CGI monster schlock, you’d be hard-pressed to stumble upon something a little more subversive in regards to the millennial modern day horror film. For the more established and critical horror film fan, there seems to be […]




Throwback Horror: Night of the Zombies (1980)

Throwback Horror: Night of the Zombies (1980)

Tweet With the zombie invasion brought on by George A. Romero’s seminal “Dawn of the Dead” Bruno Mattei’s “Night of the Zombies” (aka “Hell of the Living Dead”, “Virus”, “Zombie Creeping Flesh”, “Zombie 4”…I think that’s it) brought to the screen a film rich full of horrible use of stock footage, zombie clichés, and a serious violation of background […]




ALYCE KILLS (2011)

ALYCE KILLS (2011)

Alyce kills…or is it all in her head?




Dueling Reviews!! Alien Edition!

Dueling Reviews!!  Alien Edition!

Tweet A couple science fiction titles fell into my possession from the kind folk at Reality Entertainment.  Alien Agenda: Project Grey and Angel, Alien, & UFO Encounters From Another Dimension (yeah, that’s a real title) are both already out on DVD.  Which one is worth your bug-eyed money? Alien Agenda: Project Grey Project Grey (what […]




A Film With Bite: KISS OF THE DAMNED (2012)

A Film With Bite: KISS OF THE DAMNED (2012)

Forget the sparkles, this is vampire romance done right.




I Spill Your Guts (2012) Review

I Spill Your Guts (2012) Review

Tweet It’s a new year which means new reviews!  First up on the chopping block is indie slasher/revenge film I Spill Your Guts! I Spill Your Guts is the tale of Dennis and Joe.  They are old friends who both sign up to go overseas to fight in Afghanistan.  While on a routine mission the two […]




Nipples & Palm Trees (2012): A Review

Nipples & Palm Trees (2012): A Review

A sex addict, reeling from the loss of his friend-with-benefits, goes soul-searching…through every vagina in LA.




Chemical Burn Screener Triple-Feature Review

Chemical Burn Screener Triple-Feature Review

Three bite-sized reviews, coming at you!




GREYSTONE PARK (2012)

GREYSTONE PARK (2012)

Oliver Stone stopped making horror movies a long time ago…but has his son Sean taken up that mantle? Magic Eight Ball says “No.”




Scalene (2011) Review

Scalene (2011) Review

Tweet Movie review time! This time we’re gonna venture off our normal blood soaked path and go the way of the independent dramatic thriller with Scalene, released earlier this week on DVD and Blu-ray from Breaking Glass Pictures. Janice Trimble is a single mother, who has given her entire life to help care for her […]




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