I seriously couldn’t stop laughing while reading this. I love it. High praise to Dustin Mills!
“Be very very quiet… I’m hunting rabbits” – Father Asher
“From the mental defectives who brought you The Puppet Monster massacre comes Easter Casket. A puppet, nudity, and gore filled extravaganza of epic proportions.
All hell breaks loose when Peter Cottontail (aka The Easter Bunny) hears that the Catholic Church is about to do away with all Easter rituals not pertaining directly to the resurrection of Christ. That means no bunnies, no eggs, no candy, etc. The Mega Pope (secret leader of the Catholic church) smells something fishy going on when a nun is murdered under mysterious circumstances. He sends Father Asher (a warrior priest with retractable armor) to investigate. From there it’s all out warfare and lunacy with Asher trying to defeat The Easter Bunny and his minions before time runs out. Can Asher stop him before its too late? Only one thing is certain: March 26th is gonna be a bad hare day!
Dustin Mills Productions presents its strangest film to date. Featuring action, demons, bunnies, nudity, sex, violence, nuns, school girls, naughty priests, blasphemy, and an egg laying scene that must be seen to be believed!
Easter Casket is a micro-budget feature from Director Dustin Mills (The Puppet Monster Massacre, Zombie A-Hole, Night of the Tentacles). Filming begins in January and the film will be released on March 26th. Pre-Orders are being accepted through Indiegogo.com/eastercasket.”
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