Our friends at Synapse Films have your best interest in mind, body and… well… in your pants too. Cumming this April… rrrr… I mean coming this April Synapse will be releasing two films that will be fun to watch, horny or not. Before I start sounding like the back pages of your favorite skin mag [...]
I’m not sure that it’s the best time of the year to be disavowing any of God’s commandments… Santa’s coming… naughty list… you get it, but it’s clearly time to write your “I didn’t get this for Christmas” list. With rumors of an Evil Dead remake which are clearly more than just misguided bloggers (uh [...]
I hope an insane drug-induced Christian Bale rant comes out of this one. It seems that Lionsgate feels that the 2000 cult classic, American Psycho is a little too “dated” for their liking. Lined up with a director who’s only experience seems to be doing commercials and bitch work on The Social Nework, Noble Jones [...]
She’s the baddest one-chick hit squad to ever hit town! She’s brown sugar and spice, but if you don’t treat her nice…she’ll put you on ice! She’s Pam Grier, motherfuckers, so you best show some respect!
For our last installment of our trilogy of pieces focusing on the mighty Exhumed Films Horror-thon extravaganza we decided to give you a special treat. All images in this entry will be in 3-D!!! That’s right folks. Break out your cyan/red 3-D glasses and view some images never before seen in the third dimension. Some [...]
When you think of children and horror movies what’s the first thing that comes to mind? Children of the Corn? Poltergeist? The Exorcist? Maybe Damien from the Omen sticks in your head as he screams, “no daddy, no!”. There are some pretty popular films concerning the children of the horror-verse. It’s no surprise really. Once [...]
Your modern day zombie picture just isn’t about zombies. Each one differs greatly, but quite a few “people” stories are disguising themselves as the undead. The synopsis offered below makes me think we have a tale that has the potential to realize a story that might hit close to home. Sickness, Zombie Outbreak, Quarantine [...]
Having not read the previous works in this trilogy I can safely say that I have a level of enthusiasm for this work, but that it is based solely on the description and title. I like apocalypse. I like the concept of a “Bang, Scream and Massacre”. I like the idea of five horseman; it [...]
Here’s a lower res image of what you will soon find at EW.com (see link below). Get over there and enjoy the high quality, totally retro, totally Ti poster art. Can you say 197o’s. I feel like I’m staring down the barrel of a freshly loaded VCR with my membership card in hand read [...]
We have to talk about a release about to hit your VCR in full on blood red VHS. ANDREW COPP’S THEMUTILATION MAN!!! Haven’t seen it? Me neither, but it’s got some kick ass packaging that demands you give it a try. It’s a limited release which means if nothing else you’ll be the only one [...]
On October 29th or 30th I will be seeing a zombie picture shot in Africa and directed by Howard J. and Jon Ford simply entitled The Dead. I’ll see it in a room full of horror fanatics as a part of the Exhumed Films 24 Hour Horror-thon, a yearly event that’s namesake pretty much says [...]
If a man by the name of Paul Busetti approaches you and you happen to be relatively close to an oven… RUN LIKE THE WITCH THAT KIDNAPPED HANSEL AND GRETEL! You’ll find out soon enough the reason why. We recently had a conversation with Busetti creator of Cannibal Cheerleader Camp among others and learned that he’s a [...]
From the get go you can tell the production of Phobia might be just the play on words you’re looking for. With an antagonist named Val Drakul, Romania and vampirism in the synopsis, we shall see. Erica Leerhsen (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Wrong Turn 2) will star in PHOBIA, a horror/murder-mystery to be directed by Jon [...]
Do you like robot and machine stories set in a time and place where the technological advances have not been made to support the stories in which they appear? Are you into Steampunk? The Mechanical Grave as produced and directed by John Keeyes might just tickle your fancy. Looks like you’ve got a winning [...]
In many ways, horror films are to cinema what punk rock is to music. I’m not the first person to say this. Not by a long shot. They are, after all, both intensely subversive forms of art, reveling in controversial subject matter with a middle finger-flipping “fuck the world” attitude and an uncompromising outlaw zeal. [...]
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