American Horror Story: Housewarming?

American Horror Story: Housewarming?

The commercials are visually stunning with a combination of high contrast, variety horror meets S&M fetish clothing. The artifacts quite a few folks received that are inextricably linked to this new horror television show have inspired intrigue.  Now it’s time to take a peak into the apparent setting of this eclectic and debauched microcosm.  You are invited to a housewarming hosted by none other than American Horror Story. No, not an actual housewarming. It’s a virtual tour through the both space and time; both murder and mystery and … the supernatural (queue spooky laughter). With a build up like this I strongly urge you to suspend the adrenaline overdose you may be inclined to have.  Watch the premiere. Hope for the best. Try not to expect the worse and enjoy this housewarming. With a bit o’ luck they’ll have some keen hor d’oeuvres.

Your invitation:

You’re invited to a housewarming.

The Harmon Home
Open house: Now through October 5th

Help us welcome the Harmons to their new home and their new nightmare – a true American Horror Story.
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Go behind closed doors to discover the secret history that the Harmons don’t know. Explore the artifacts of murder, lust, perversion and betrayal that remain in the American Horror Story house. More artifacts will appear as each room’s frightening legacy is revealed over time. If these walls could talk, what stories would they tell?

RSVP: www.youregoingtodieinthere.com

See you there freakshows!

PS. Anybody as excited as I am that you get to hear a creepy little version of tainted love every single time they show that advert? Thank Cthulu that the 80’s have finally returned.


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Dr. Jimmy Terror, more commonly known as James P. Harris, has been “writing your eyes” shut since 2010 with his horror themed blog Dr. Terror’s Blog of Horrors (whose name is a play on words derived from the Amicus film, Dr. Terror’s House of Horrors). In the early 2000’s he fronted the band The Vaudeville Vampires, a short-lived Horrorabilly band which saw the creation of a catalog of horror related songs before disbanding (with only one, six song demo ever being produced and distributed). He has had only one on screen appearance to date in the horror/suspense short, Ocean Parkway, as maniacal, gloved killer with a hair fetish. Having done some un-credited, behind the scenes work in some low budget genre pictures, he is currently working on his first foray into screenwriting with a demonic, retro gore entry that pays homage to Lucio Fulci, Dario Argento as well as other Italian masters of the genre.

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