The commercials are visually stunning with a combination of high contrast, variety horror meets S&M fetish clothing. The artifacts quite a few folks received that are inextricably linked to this new horror television show have inspired intrigue. Now it’s time to take a peak into the apparent setting of this eclectic and debauched microcosm. You are invited to a housewarming hosted by none other than American Horror Story. No, not an actual housewarming. It’s a virtual tour through the both space and time; both murder and mystery and … the supernatural (queue spooky laughter). With a build up like this I strongly urge you to suspend the adrenaline overdose you may be inclined to have. Watch the premiere. Hope for the best. Try not to expect the worse and enjoy this housewarming. With a bit o’ luck they’ll have some keen hor d’oeuvres.
You’re invited to a housewarming.
The Harmon Home
Open house: Now through October 5th
Help us welcome the Harmons to their new home and their new nightmare – a true American Horror Story.
Go behind closed doors to discover the secret history that the Harmons don’t know. Explore the artifacts of murder, lust, perversion and betrayal that remain in the American Horror Story house. More artifacts will appear as each room’s frightening legacy is revealed over time. If these walls could talk, what stories would they tell?
See you there freakshows!
PS. Anybody as excited as I am that you get to hear a creepy little version of tainted love every single time they show that advert? Thank Cthulu that the 80’s have finally returned.