Archive for November, 2012

Nipples & Palm Trees (2012): A Review

Nipples & Palm Trees (2012): A Review

A sex addict, reeling from the loss of his friend-with-benefits, goes soul-searching…through every vagina in LA.




Welcome, Roxie Lynn Allen

Welcome, Roxie Lynn Allen

The Boss’ wife let him touch her “down there” again…this is why we can’t have nice things.




Bursting with Joy: 10 Films “Inspired” By ALIEN

Bursting with Joy: 10 Films “Inspired” By ALIEN

Mom is the Warmest Place to Hide.




American Horror Story Asylum Ep. 6 Recap and Review

American Horror Story Asylum Ep. 6 Recap and Review

Tweet Oedipus complexes, Murderous Monsignors, and Killer Children! All in store for this week’s American Horror Story Asylum! Bloody Face (Present Day) calls 911 to report the three dead “imposters.” He didn’t kill Leo, but the three phony Bloody Faces are his doing. After finding Leo, the officers realize that he’s a newlywed after talking […]




Chemical Burn Screener Triple-Feature Review

Chemical Burn Screener Triple-Feature Review

Three bite-sized reviews, coming at you!




Dueling Reviews!! Dust Up vs 6 Degrees of Hell!!

Dueling Reviews!!  Dust Up vs 6 Degrees of Hell!!

Tweet Two new releases are dropping from our good friends at Breaking Glass Pictures, and I’m here to share the lowdown with ya’ll. Being a huge UFC fan as well (and this being a monster fight weekend), I wanted to have a little fun with these two new releases and play the reviews like a […]




ABCs OF DEATH- Red Band Trailer Now Available!

ABCs OF DEATH- Red Band Trailer Now Available!

Tweet You guys. Seriously. This movie is going to be amazing. Like piss your pants in excitement amazing. “Twenty-six directors. Twenty-six ways to die. The ABCs OF DEATH is perhaps the most ambitious anthology film ever conceived with productions spanning fifteen countries and featuring segments directed by over two dozen of the world’s leading talents […]




CBS Films Acquires “The Last Exorcism Part II”

CBS Films Acquires “The Last Exorcism Part II”

Tweet Eli Roth’s at it again! And I don’t know about you guys, but that makes me super wet. “Eli Roth (Producer) and Ashley Bell return for THE LAST EXORCISM PART II!” “LOS ANGELES – November 15, 2012 – CBS Films announced today that it has acquired the U.S. distribution rights to THE LAST EXORCISM […]




American Horror Story: Asylum Ep. 4/5- Recap and Review!

American Horror Story: Asylum Ep. 4/5- Recap and Review!

Tweet Figured that since it was a two-part episode, we’d do a doublewide edition! I Am Anne Frank.   I’m going to try to shorten things up and give it to you as quickly as possible, because there’s a lot of information. Part 1. A woman gets brought to Briarcliff. She’s Anne Frank. No, seriously. […]




Bill Mosley to Star in The Ballad of Sadie Grace!

Bill Mosley to Star in The Ballad of Sadie Grace!

Tweet Not much brings a bigger smile to my twisted little face than watching one of my favorite actors, which brings me to a press release I got for ya. Director Joshua Hull (Beverly Lane) is proud to announce that horror icon Bill Mosley (The Devil’s Rejects, Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2) is attached to […]




247°F (2011) Review

247°F (2011) Review

Tweet As we continue to get closer and closer to winter here in Northwest Ohio, it was refreshing to have a movie all about heat dropped on my lap. 247°F (the latest from Anchor Bay Entertainment) actually came out two weeks ago, but thanks to the over-worked postal service delivering political garbage by the wheelbarrowful, […]




Mourningside Productions Wants to Share Some Nightmares Through the Needle!!

Mourningside Productions Wants to Share Some Nightmares Through the Needle!!

Tweet I’ve got a juicy tidbit to drop with everyone today, an exclusive first look at Mourningside Production’s latest entitled Nightmares Through the Needle.  Nightmares Through the Needle is an omnibus throwback to the days of Amicus Films classics Tales From the Crypt and Vault of Horror.  The wraparound story is about a family who […]




American Horror Story: Asylum Ep. 3- Recap and Review!

American Horror Story: Asylum Ep. 3- Recap and Review!

Tweet Slutty women, zombies and big green men! All in a night’s work for this week’s American Horror Story: Asylum!   We start off in the present day. Theresa’s trying to get away from Bloody Face who has just stabbed Leo to death. Surprise surprise! He’s not dead. He knocks Bloody Face over and Theresa […]