Archive for December, 2011

The 10 Best Bloodsprayer-Relevant Books I Read in 2011

The 10 Best Bloodsprayer-Relevant Books I Read in 2011

Still not a 24/7 Vidiot.




Not-Necessarily-Christmas Christmas Movies

Not-Necessarily-Christmas Christmas Movies

Slap Happy Holidays!




American Horror Story Gets Some Culture

American Horror Story Gets Some Culture

Tweet Who’s Will Surive and What Will Be Left of Them? Or rather, who’s dead and who will they sleep with next? The good folks over at Cultural Compulsive Disorder have put together a road map to the “As the World Turns”-esque Soap Opera American Horror Story. Ever wonder whether Derek actually died? Well he […]




Thou Shalt Not Kill… Except on Blu-Ray Combo Disc.

Thou Shalt Not Kill… Except on Blu-Ray Combo Disc.

Tweet  I’m not sure that it’s the best time of the year to be disavowing any of God’s commandments… Santa’s coming… naughty list… you get it, but it’s clearly time to write your “I didn’t get this for Christmas” list.  With rumors of an Evil Dead remake which are clearly more than just misguided bloggers […]




2011: The Year Things Got Better…

2011:  The Year Things Got Better…

Yeah, I bitched about plenty of movies this year. But, it’s time for me to kiss a few rings…and asses…




The Latest Unnecessary Horror Remake? American Psycho

The Latest Unnecessary Horror Remake? American Psycho

Tweet I hope an insane drug-induced Christian Bale rant comes out of this one.  It seems that Lionsgate feels that the 2000 cult classic, American Psycho is a little too “dated” for their liking.  Lined up with a director who’s only experience seems to be doing commercials and bitch work on The Social Nework, Noble […]




God Save the Queen: A British Horror Triple-Feature

God Save the Queen: A British Horror Triple-Feature

As the weather gets colder, my thoughts turn to rites of springtime…which, my mind being the corkscrew it is, leads me into thinking about pagan fertility cults, which leads me into thinking about movies involving the survival of pagan fertility cults




So Streamy: What’s Hot On Netflix Right Now

So Streamy: What’s Hot On Netflix Right Now

The hermit lifestyle sometimes yields impressive results…




OTHER: A Little Bit of Cronenberg-esque in Chicago?

OTHER: A Little Bit of Cronenberg-esque in Chicago?

Tweet I’m gonna tell you that this short trailer for this short film definitely has me hooked.  Don’t blink or you’ll miss just how crystal cool this one is. We’ll let you know when we’ve perused the short and can offer a more informed opinion. All they’d need is another 14 minutes and 29 seconds […]




THREE TEARS ON BLOODSTAINED FLESH: American Giallo in the Making

THREE TEARS ON BLOODSTAINED FLESH: American Giallo in the Making

Tweet Ever wonder what American Giallo would look like? Maybe you’ve seen something in recent cinema history that might qualify (there are a few). Say hello to a new effort from Cinephreak Pictures that just might have what you’ve been looking for. Let’s hope for the American equivalent of Goblin (would that be Dream Theater?). […]




Revisiting ‘Fright Night: Part 2’

Revisiting ‘Fright Night: Part 2’

Tweet I personally hold the original Fright Night in high esteem. It is one of those films that really clicks with me and is one that I can watch numerous times without getting bored. It has everything that I could want in a film of this caliber by including sex, gore, comedy, vampires, and nudity. […]