10 Reasons I know I’m In Love With Horror

10 Reasons I know I’m In Love With Horror

This is a list of things I’ve often  done or thought over the years (some I still do) in the simplest of moments that remind me, horror is a bigger part of my life than I sometimes realize.

10: Even though I’m making myself some vegetarian chili, I still know there’s “No secret, it’s the meat. Don’t skimp on the meat. I’ve got a real good eye for prime meat. Runs in the family..”

9: (Thanks to both TCM / TCM2) Every time I see a chainsaw, I either want to dance around with it flailing madly over my head or pelvic thrust it into a large container of ice.

8: Splinters, no matter how big or small… Always remind of Zombi 2.

7: When driving in unfamiliar territory, the same line pops up in my head over and over… “You don’t wanna go down that road.”

6: Upon meeting someones child that creeps me out, I start thinking of a brick wall.

5: The machete I found in the garage when I was younger meant I was Jason Vorhees, not an explorer on safari.

4: When stuck watching a crappy movie, my thoughts often turn to imagining Victor Crowley springing out of nowhere and “pop topping” whoever the annoying main character is.

3: This man scared me more than this man 

2: For our honeymoon, my wife and I went on a cruise to the Caribbean.  While we were there, on three separate occasions, we found ourselves in our cabin watching The Shining. Then I bought the book to read on the flight home.

1: When walking down a hallway, narrow walkway, pretty much anywhere I can walk with my hands out stretched and am able to touch both walls, I like to pretend I’m Freddy in the alley from Tina’s dream.

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With a love for art that was fueled by Saturdays filled with early morning cartoons and late night horror rentals, Courtney Wyant has spent most of his life developing his own artistic style that smashes the two together. A style he has unleashed unto the world under the name of NOTFORKIDS, in a column called Maniacal Laughter, on the horror site BloodSprayer.com........enjoy.

3 Responses to “10 Reasons I know I’m In Love With Horror”

  1. This was fantastic…i could really identify with it 🙂 especially the creepy children and the brick wall LOL

  2. Great reasons! I tend to act like I’m Freddy too when I walk down a narrow hallway.

  3. I act like Freddy when walking down a hallway as well. Also more scared of Fallwell… Pinhead vs. Fallwell?

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